As you know, I´m in Salou right now, so I won´t write too much here this week, but I just had to get this off my chest, so I searched for an internet café.
We´ve met a group of girls here, one of which was taken, last night, while in a club, she asked me if I wanted to take her to her appartment. Chivalrous as I am, I agreed.
When we got to her place, I gave her a back-rub, she took her top off, then she turned, and I gave her a temple massage. Her breast were still uncovered, though they remained untouched. After the massage, I left her to sleep with a kiss on her forehead.
I then returned to the club, where her friends were clearly angry with me, because they thought that she cheated on her boyfriend with me. Eventually, I managed to convince them that we didn´t cross any proverbial lines.
In hindsight, however, my mind drifts back to the footmassage scene from Pulp Fiction. Have we crossed a line? Or even many, as I saw one of her most private area´s? Or was it just a friendly massage?
Roberto Strife
Dear John,
I always look at other girls, and I feel they’re way prettier than I. Especially white girls (look at those models, like kate moss)! I’ve attached a picture for you to see, do you think I’m ugly? I’m thinking about getting surgery..
Love,
An insecure 18 yo black girl
P.S. Please don’t show my picture on your site.
Well insecure black girl, I’ve looked at your picture, and it might surprise you, but I think there’s nothing wrong with you whatsoever. Hell, if I was a couple of years younger, I’d probably mail you back my phone number! You’re far more attractive than girls like Kate Moss. You needn’t change anything about yourself.
The grass is always greener on the the other side of the fence. Everybody feels envy for someone, even Kate Moss does.
Cheers,
John Sacks
Now my colleague is gone, I can safely answer some questions.
Hey John and Roberto,
I was wondering, are those your real names? If not, what are?
Kind regards,
Bobbie P.
Well Bobbie, coincidentally, your first name is the same as Roberto’s. His full name is Bobby Mostertman, and he’s a comedian/writer. His website: BobbyMostertman.nl”. I, however, would like to stay anonymous.
Thanks for your question.
JS
I’m a little afraid to leave this site in the hands of my obviously incompetent colleague, but I’m afraid I have to, because I’m going to (I know, I’m a student-cliché) Salou, Spain for 10 days, but don’t miss me too much, for I’ll be back soon!
Cheers,
Roberto Strife
Hey everyone,
Good news for us, but bad news for those asking questions, in the last days, we’ve had dozens of questions asked in the new Q&A section. This means that we are not able to answer all.
It does however mean that we will try our best to answer one or two a week, how do we choose in a fair way though? Best for the readers would be to choose the most interesting question, fairest would be to choose randomly.
Since we’re always most comfortable in morally grey area’s, we decided to interchange. Hope you all agree, if not, ask a question about it! Or just sod off.
So from now on, you can ask every question you want, about us, about life, about love, anything you like.
Enjoy,
Strife & Sacks
Now some things are just unfair. I’m talking about something that happened at Amstelveen Bus-station today.
From about 100 metres, I saw a cute girl nearing, 90 metres, I was in love, 80, she was so cute, 70, damn, I was thinking about children all of a sudden, 60, marry me, 50, okay, maybe she’s not perfect, but she does look stunning, 40, well not premium, but still nice-looking, 30, damn, is she really that heavy? 20, man, what the fuck did I see in her, 10, god, whyyyyyy?
Goddamnit! It’s just unfair! Girls that are pretty from afar, should be at least equally hot close-by. How the fuck can a girl that was slobberingly delicious from 100 metres be miss. Rumplefugly from 10. Don’t you girls know how confusing that is to us guys?
Roberto Strife
Dear John,
Is it incest if I went out with my stepbrother? He lives in my house, but I really like him, and I think he likes me.
Yours sincerely,
Unsure Suzy
Well Suzy, there are two answers I can give you, the easiest:
No, it’s not officially incest.
The harder:
It’s not technically incest, however, it is a sticky subject. Problems are numerous, first of all, you live in the same house, that can be very strenuous on a new relationship. Second of all, if you ever break it off, it would be very hard to maintain strong family-relations. Last but not least, how does your parent feel about this? I wager he/she would frown upon it. Thus, I would highly recommend you to keep your distance.
If you still decide to follow up on this infatuation, proceed with caution. Wait a month to see if it’s just a crush or true love, to take such a risk for something frivolous, would be a mistake. Furthermore, you should know one-hundred percent certain, that he likes you back. Nothing like a good rejection to get the awkwardness flowing.
Good luck, and please write us what you did.
John Sacks
