Now why the fuck, is all porn art nowadays, call me old-fashioned when I say that porn should be porn. I love art, and it’s very important for your intellectual development, but what the hell does it have to do with fucking?
And another thing, what the fuck is up with all those positions? Can’t you just fuck!? Believe me, I tried some of them, and I was dizzy after fucking. People are crazy nowadays..
Just stick with what you know. Art is art, porn is porn!
Regards,
John Sacks
You can’t get rid of me that easy, I’m back biatch! Back to bitch about everything, past, present, or future.
At least until 2012, because as you all know, the world will end then… Yeah sure!
I’d like to thank my colleague for keeping up with his endeavours to win me back. You succeeded, I’m back, and ready for action.
With that short and snappy remark, I’ll be signing off, and I’ll talk to y’all soon!
John Sacks
Some people describe me as cynical (how that happened, beats me), but actually I do very much believe in love. Love is what holds this wretched planet together, love is what drives us all.
As a matter of fact, love is the only thing I can fully honestly say I believe in. For love is the only purpose we have in life, as my colleague has written in his letter to his “one”, even if we deny ourselves all happiness, love still is a reason to get up in the morning.
I myself can’t wait till I find my mind wavering at the thought of one special person again, though it mightn’t happen soon, I’m looking forward to it. For the feeling love gives, is undeniably the best feeling in the world. The moment you look in someone’s eyes, and all troubles fade away, is priceless. Even the moments of doubt, do they feel the same? Do they think we’re hot? Do they like us? Are better than any other feeling in this world, and the next.
Now I know that this is a lot sappier than a lot of my stories, but I just thought you should know, that you should never ever give up on the thing that matters most, because the world sucks a little bit less when shared with a loved one, and for the people that miss my grumpiness: I’ll bitch about fat people again next week!
So never dare give up on love, for that is the most callous crime you’ll ever commit.
John Sacks
We often forget to stand still and look at the beauty of the world. Just stop at the next lake or set of flowers you see and enjoy their wonders. Just stop and smell the fuckin’ roses. The world doesn’t suck because it’s supposed to, the world sucks because we allow it to suck! We make the world suck!
If today, we would all decide to make the world easier on ourselves and each other, the world wouldn’t suck any more! Think to yourself, when was the last time you stopped and smelled the roses, and more importantly, when was the last time you selflessly helped another human being?
So next time you see a woman struggling to get her bike up on a flight of stairs, or see a man being robbed, think about it! How can you stop this world from sucking this badly? The world sucks, you can either deal with it, or change it!
John Sacks
Today I stood up for an elderly lady at the bus stop, and a boy came up to me, he asked me; “why do you stand up for that lady?” I answered the wee lad; “because she has a harder time standing than I would.” The boy replied; “but you were here first.”
The boy didn’t understand. So I explained him that sometimes we help other people just to make them feel better, he still didn’t understand. Maybe in time he will, but I’ve been wondering, why does one do selfless acts? It’s not for the thanks you get, it’s not because it makes you happy.
No, I don’t do the right thing to be happy, I do the right thing, so I can sleep at night.
John Sacks
First of all, I’d like to state, I’m not a die-hard atheist, my beef isn’t with the man upstairs in any way. I love the G-man, even though ol’ Johnny here is doomed to spend his life in eternal damnation.
But organized religion does suck, why you ask?
One woman, an Atheist, died just before she turned 80, she lived a fairly pure life. She had only fucked one man, her husband, who died at 59. She did fall in love after, but decided not to pursue. She never stole, only drank once. She was always nice and respectful to everyone, never spoke or even thought a bad thought in her entire life. She had three children and raised them according to her standard, as outstanding people, who knew that their mother would always be there for them.
On the other hand, we have a businessman, died at 59, smoked and drank all his life. He had 2 children, but didn’t see them that much, for he was always pre-occupied with his work. He never thought of anything but himself. He once cheated, but confessed, he stole more than once, but confessed this too. He went to church every week, and prayed every day.
According to Christianity who has more chance of being allowed into heaven? The religious dickhead, or the righteous Atheist? Now what I thought, is that God should embody all that is good in the world. Sending you to hell because you don’t honour him by praying to him. It doesn’t matter if you’re a good person, it just matters if you follow HIS rules. That even sounds a little like dictatorship and self-glorification.
So the man that’s supposed to embody all that’s good, is a self-glorifying dictator! Now that’s plain brilliant! Couldn’t have thought of that!
John Sacks
Clichés keep on coming, this time we wish everyone:
A joyful and merry 2010!
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and here are ours:
John Sacks: I’m going to try and be happy again, and not care what anybody says.
Roberto Strife: I’m going to write a novel called “Hey Michelle”. And I’m going to try to be a successful comedian.
Both: We’re going to make “The world sucks, deal with it” the most successful blog ever!
Happy new years everybody!
The TWS-team
Nothing to write, so we just uploaded a list of 2009:
1) How did you begin 2009?
John Sacks: With my then girlfriend.
Roberto Strife: Unhappily.
2) What was your status on Valentine’s Day?
John: taken.
Roberto: Madly in love with my ex, together in Rotterdam.
3) Were you in school (any time this year)?
John: Only as a teacher.
Roberto: All of it.
4) How did you earn your money?
John: Teaching English.
Roberto: Promoting, writing, designing.
5) Did you have to go to the hospital?
John: Once, for my grandfather.
Roberto: Believe I haven’t, pretty special for a clutz like me!
6) Did you have any encounters with the police?
John: Not that I remember.
Roberto: No close ones.
7) Where did you go on vacation?
John: Not.
Roberto: Man, we’re boring! Me neither!
8 ) Did you buy anything over € 1200?
John: Yes.
Roberto: Does renting a house (if you can call it that) count if you make count yearly?
9) Did you know anybody who got married?
John: Nope.
Roberto: No, but I do know a hot girl that, sadly enough, got engaged.
10) Did you know anybody who passed away?
John: My grandfather.
Roberto: Just my innocence.
11) Did you move anywhere?
John: Nope.
Roberto: I moved out of my father’s flat.
12) What concerts/shows did you go to?
John: None.
Roberto: Tiesto, Lange Frans & Baas B, Partysquad (All Dutch) All American Rejects, Forever the sickest kids, Mindless self indulgence, With Cruel Intentions (friend’s band, twice) and probably something I forgot.
13) Are you registered to vote?
John: Indeed I am.
Roberto: Me too.
14) Who did you want to win Big Brother?
Both synchronised: Don’t know, don’t care.
15) Where do you live now?
John: London, UK.
Roberto: City of the damned and capitol to the Dutch, Amsterdam.
16) Describe your birthday?
John: with my loved one.
Roberto: Lonely whilst not alone.
17) What’s one thing you thought you’d never do but did in 2009?
Both again: One night stands (yes, plural).
18 ) What has been your favourite moment?
John: Every moment I can think of with my ex.
Roberto: Two weeks ago, when I finally realized, all I have here in this house, is mine. It kinda made me happy, been happy ever since (which is particularly strange for a writer on this site).
19) What’s something you learnt about yourself?
John: I can be very dependent.
Roberto: Sex does not make my world go round, and that I can be happy on my own, but rather not be.
20) Any new additions to your family?
John: No, not one.
Roberto: Only a few cuts for awhile, but we’re in the progress of fixing.
21) What was your worst month?
John: We’re in it!
Roberto: Guess my birth-month, April.
22.) What music will you remember 2009 by?
John: The downfall of society is this year marked by Lady Gaga.
Roberto: Overkill-Lazlo Bane/Colin Hay.
23) Who has been your best drinking buddy?
John: Before December it was my ex.
Roberto: Actually I’ve been a teetotaller for quite a while in 2009, before that decision, I was too fucked up to drink with a buddy.
24) Made new friends?
John: Roberto of course and a few others.
Roberto: Define friendship.
25) New best friend?
Together: Classifying your friends by best and worst is unclassy.
26) Favourite night out?
John: Every night is special in a different way.
Roberto: Too many ties to write down.
27) What do you look forward to most about 2010?
John: Updating this site regularly.
Roberto: Being happy for a change, getting my web-business up and running.
28 ) Whose behaviour merited celebration?
John: Society does not deserve celebration this year.
Roberto: My own at the buzzer.
29) Whose behaviour made you appalled and depressed?
John: Society’s and my ex’s.
Roberto: My mother’s, my sister’s and by far more my own.
30) Where did most of your money go?
John: Alcoholic beverages.
Roberto: My living arrangements, and my ex.
31) What do you wish you’d done more of?
John: Being happy.
Roberto: Counting my blessings and writing.
32) What do you wish you’d done less of?
Both: Fighting, worrying, fucking and drinking.
33) How will you be spending Christmas?
John: With a pint in my hand.
Roberto: With the one person I can always count on, my dear father.
34) Did you fall in love in 2009?
John: Only out of it.
Roberto: Mournfully yes.
36) What was your favourite TV programme?
John: None really.
Roberto: Californication.
37) Do you hate anybody now that you didn’t hate before?
Roberto: Hate numbs the mind and is thus bad for you. It consumes instead of contributing.
John: I actually agree with that
38 ) What was the best book you read?
John: Been brushing up on my William S. I’m an old sap, so Romeo & Juliet.
Roberto: How horribly shameful, I fear it’s new moon, starting on higher reading (Charles Dickens) though!
39) What was your greatest musical discovery?
Roberto: All American Rejects
John: What the? I haven’t discovered any, quality of new music is mostly shite.
40) What was your favourite film of this year?
John: Don’t remember actually, couldn’t have been too good then.
Roberto: My favourite is still and always Cruel Intentions.
41) What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Roberto: More writing, less drinking and fucking. More hope, more faith, more people who cared, more love.
John: Could agree with that, though a better host for TWS would have helped also!
42) What kept you sane?
John: My own mind.
Roberto: Have I ever been? Well then I should say my dearest friends and my even dearer father.
43) Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Roberto: Every year the same, always Alyssa Milano. Runner-up is Alexis Bledel, don’t know why, but those sweet eyes make me want to whip it out!
John: Haha, you dirty cad! I’ve always fancied Adriana Lima.
44) What political issue stirred you the most?
Both: Can it be positive? Then it’d of course be the current American president.
45) Who did you miss?
John: All the people that left.
Roberto: My mother, my sisters’, the other relatives I haven’t spoken to in a while, and other people that weren’t there.
46) Who was the best new person you met?
John: Roberto.
Roberto: Again with the classifying, I guess that would be.. Well I don’t know!
47) Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2009:
Both: Well that is undoubtedly that: The world sucks, deal with it!
48 ) Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
John: Bloody nonsense.
Roberto: Just look up the lyrics of Dance inside yourself.
49) Where are you going to be at New Years Eve?
John: Same as Christmas!
Roberto: No specific plans yet.
50) What do you hope 2010 is going to bring you?
John: Luck, love, and whatever cliché I can think of. Oh, and a prosperous “The world sucks”!
Roberto: Less heartbreak and more of this crazy little thing called happiness, and of course I hope to meet my true love, if she’s there at all.
Hope you enjoyed learning a bit more about us!
Roberto Strife & John Sacks
