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Saturday, July 24th, 2010
As you know, I´m in Salou right now, so I won´t write too much here this week, but I just had to get this off my chest, so I searched for an internet café.
We´ve met a group of girls here, one of which was taken, last night, while in a club, she asked me if I wanted to take her to her appartment. Chivalrous as I am, I agreed.
When we got to her place, I gave her a back-rub, she took her top off, then she turned, and I gave her a temple massage. Her breast were still uncovered, though they remained untouched. After the massage, I left her to sleep with a kiss on her forehead.
I then returned to the club, where her friends were clearly angry with me, because they thought that she cheated on her boyfriend with me. Eventually, I managed to convince them that we didn´t cross any proverbial lines.
In hindsight, however, my mind drifts back to the footmassage scene from Pulp Fiction. Have we crossed a line? Or even many, as I saw one of her most private area´s? Or was it just a friendly massage?
Roberto Strife
Tags: appartment, back rub, breast, conundrum, drifts, forehead, girls, hindsight, kiss, mack, massage, private area, pulp fiction, sleep, t cross
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Monday, July 19th, 2010
I’m a little afraid to leave this site in the hands of my obviously incompetent colleague, but I’m afraid I have to, because I’m going to (I know, I’m a student-cliché) Salou, Spain for 10 days, but don’t miss me too much, for I’ll be back soon!
Cheers,
Roberto Strife
Tags: cheers, colleague, salou, strife
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Friday, July 16th, 2010
I’m not saying Lady Gaga can’t sing, I’m saying she won’t, has anyone here ever listened to Bad Romance in full? RARAOEHLALAAA, are those lines? Or she just whispers.. It’s so sad, because she has such a great voice, I’ve heard her sing a normal song once, and her voice is so pure. Too bad she herself is so tainted.
The biggest beef I have with Gaga though, is her utterly mindless mob. On my favourite (hint: sarcasm) networking-site MyDiary (I have written about it before) a female poster, has posted the video Alejandro, with subtext: Wow, finally an artist with a political message. Since when is dressing like a nun in leather with a Christian Cross on your crotch a political message? Dry-humping in every single music-video she ever made doesn’t exactly fit that bill either.
Last but not least, her clothing style (if she’s wearing more than just a bra), that’s not fashion, that’s bloody ludicrous. Those outfits of her, are either tinier than my index-finger, bigger than the black guy, whose cock probably traumatized her in youth, or more sacrilegious than the Satanic church. They don’t make any sense. Still she makes about ten-thousand times more than I do..
Some things I’ll never understand.
Roberto Strife
Tags: bad romance, christian cross, clothing style, cock, crotch, dry humping, fashion, index finger, lady gaga, mob, music video, networking, political message, sacrilegious, sarcasm, satanic church, strife, ten thousand, tinier, whispers
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Friday, July 16th, 2010
Now some things are just unfair. I’m talking about something that happened at Amstelveen Bus-station today.
From about 100 metres, I saw a cute girl nearing, 90 metres, I was in love, 80, she was so cute, 70, damn, I was thinking about children all of a sudden, 60, marry me, 50, okay, maybe she’s not perfect, but she does look stunning, 40, well not premium, but still nice-looking, 30, damn, is she really that heavy? 20, man, what the fuck did I see in her, 10, god, whyyyyyy?
Goddamnit! It’s just unfair! Girls that are pretty from afar, should be at least equally hot close-by. How the fuck can a girl that was slobberingly delicious from 100 metres be miss. Rumplefugly from 10. Don’t you girls know how confusing that is to us guys?
Roberto Strife
Tags: bus station, cute girl, girls, god, love, rumplefugly, strife, thinking about children
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Tuesday, July 6th, 2010
A wise man would say a drunk man writes best, sadly, I am only mildly intoxicated, so my work will probably be mediocre, aiming for mildly interesting.
My life-journey took me to Bloomingdale aan zee today, a small party-club on a beach in Bloemendaal. The dance-party I went to with two of my friends, was called Delicious. It was supposed to be for 16 and older, I myself am only 20, so I wagered 16 would be an age I could still relate to.
To my dismay, however, in the parking lot, we already overheard a few girls talking about using fake id’s. We didn’t let that knowledge bring our moods down, and we started off by having a drink at a bar by the ocean. Little did we know, that those drinks then and there would be highlights in the day in store for us.
Upon our entering, we quickly spotted that the fake id’s worked, not only for the four girls we overheard, but for about the entire party. Honestly, I believe we were the only ones over eighteen, under 16′s however, weren’t rare. The saddest picture was a girl, could not be thirteen years old, grinding and making out (not the sweet, but the slobbering kind) with a guy almost twice her age.
Now I don’t like to sound like an old man, but what the hell happened to kids this days? When I was thirteen, I was just discovering slow dancing, and kissing? Fuck, I didn’t even think about doing that yet. Where has the youth gone? What the hell has happened to kids these days?
But more importantly, why the sodding fuck aren’t parents stepping in? Is this normal?
To borrow an expression from one of my favourite series, I must be an analogue guy in this digital world of ours, because I just don’t freaking get it.
Roberto Strife
Tags: analogue, dance party, dismay, drinks, drunk man, expression, fake id, four girls, hell, kids these days, life journey, moods, old man, parents, parking lot, slow dancing, strife, thirteen years, wise man
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Thursday, July 1st, 2010
This World Cup has been nothing short of disappointing up to now. I haven’t seen one match packed with rich and exciting football.
When the team that plays the best is Germany, you should know that it’s time to close your eyes, or it might be better to turn a deaf ear, because those sodding Vuvuzelas are buzzing (or Vuvu-ing, as Africans tell it) all over the place. My god, those things are annoying the crap out of me, thanks to those things, I only watch half of the matches played on this shite tournament ruled by the corrupt FIFA.
Yeah, I said it, FIFA’s corrupt, come on, not showing a goal England was wrongfully denied. What kind of bloody imbeciles do you take us for? And still they deny that we should have cameras by the goal, and sidelines.
Even beautiful Brazil isn’t playing their samba-football, and my own country (Holland), has gone through to the next round, but we’re a glorified counter-team now.
On top of it all, the organization is horrible, the tournament is so poorly organized that half of all matches aren’t even sold out.
Fuck defensive Brazil, fuck the empty stadiums, fuck Blatter, and foremost, fuck the Vuvuzelas.
Roberto Strife
Tags: africans, brazil, cameras, country holland, crap, deaf ear, england, fifa, germany, god, imbeciles, ing, match, roberto strife, samba football, sidelines, strife, vuvu, world cup
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Wednesday, June 30th, 2010
Yesterday, I had the filming of my first lead in a commercial!
Bamboefilm asked me for this commercial for Husk Student travels, and of course, I merrily accepted. The recording took place in Rotterdam, and started at nine AM! With the sleep still in my eyes, I got in the bus at 7.10.
I was at the scene exactly in time, and helped build up the set, after that, I got my costume, and I just have to say, ouch, I think I’m impotent. It must’ve been a very catching sight for the cute intern, as my package was showing fully in the tight outfit they put me in. The first scene was of me on ski’s, it took about 20(!) takes. After that I got the hang of it, and did every scene with max. 5 takes, so I think it went pretty well.
Wearing such a tight outfit for 6 hours, however, isn’t exactly my idea of a good time, but what the heck, I survived, and my bollocks will probably heal up nicely, so I’m very glad to finally make my first on-screen performance, I just hope my next role doesn’t involve my nans being squashed!
Roberto Strife
Tags: bollocks, good time, husk, max 5, nans, roberto strife, rotterdam, screen performance, sleep, strife, student travels, tight outfit, what the heck
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Tuesday, June 29th, 2010
Seriously, some Dutch bloggers need to learn to write.
First of all, if you write a blog in Dutch, why the hell, would you randomly insert English words? That’s not even the worst though, it’s also very sad if, by using the English words, the writer makes it so very clear he or she can’t speak a word of English. I’m not claiming to be flawless myself, but sometimes, it’s just too much.
This tiny little frustrational (I know that’s not English either, but I used it anyway, so there) piece is based on a story by -Irene- of Dutch blogging/networking site MyDiary, or should I say MyDreary? Because the combined talent of these imbeciles is even less than that of DBC Pierre (Writer of Vernon God Little).
I’m getting off-tracked again, the direct root of my issues with Intellectually challenged Dutchmen using English words, was that little Irene attempted to write, it’s been too long, in one of her latest stories sadly titled, “Ik mis jou ook”, or “I miss you too” in English. The clearly talented (warning: sarcasm) Dutch writer, however, had some trouble spelling it. The final result:
It’s bin to long.
So sad. Nevertheless, I find the word bin very appropriate for this story, I just would’ve added garbage to it.
A sad reader/writer,
Roberto Strife
Tags: blog, bloggers, blogging, dbc pierre, dutch writer, final result, garbage, god, hell, imbeciles, irene, mydiary, networking, reader writer, roberto strife, sarcasm, strife, using english words
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Sunday, June 27th, 2010
Writing this might take a little bit of the wonderful air of mystery surrounding me away, but heck, I thought I’d write it anyway.
I like to play Fifa 10, I always beat my friends fairly easy, and on-line I win almost every match with at least a 3-goal differential. So some of my dear friends thought I should enter a tournament to make some money out of it. So I did, I entered Fifa-Live.
In preparation I played a few on-line matches, I won 8 to 2 and 9 to 1. So my confidence was at a high. I thought I would be surrounded by geeks and nerds there, but there were even a few fairly normal people. The tournament started off with a group stage. Looking at my opponents, I thought I’d be able to handle them all.
I’ll tell you all the results right away, I got schooled! I lost 7-0, 5-0, 2-0, and won just one match (3-1), damn, how the hell did these guys get so freaking good!? Is this there only occupation or something? What the F! I didn’t stand a freaking chance in hell!
Roberto Strife
Tags: confidence, dear friends, differential, geeks, group stage, hell, jesus, little bit, match, money, mystery, nerds, occupation, opponents, strife
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Friday, June 25th, 2010
I had a job-interview with Sogeti yesterday, everything was going fine until we came to the working conditions.
The first two months involved taking a course in Ohio, all well and great, they’d pay for it, but there’s a catch, it involved loaning ten-thousand Euro from them, which I could happily pay off in the next two years, if I wouldn’t, I would be in debt.
And I thought slavery was abolished..
Roberto Strife
Tags: job interview, slavery, strife, ten thousand, working conditions
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