The world sucks, deal with it» RS http://www.the-world-sucks.com The world sucks, deal with it! Sun, 15 Aug 2010 23:07:59 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Going out fun.. http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/08/going-out-fun/ http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/08/going-out-fun/#comments Sun, 15 Aug 2010 23:07:59 +0000 RS http://www.the-world-sucks.com/?p=335 Has this whole wide world gone stark raving mad? After yesterday, I thought my faith in humanity could not sink any lower, however, then this happened.

After going to a club called N201 in Uithoorn, we headed home by foot. We then saw a guy who looked like a friend, we shouted, hey man! So the guy turned, wasn’t him, we shouted, sorry, thought you were someone else. So the Moroccan idiot starts to chase and push us, but no, of course not alone, he had his TEN loyal friends with him.

So he starts to push us, we say, hey man, relax, we thought you were someone else, chill. All of a sudden he hooks my friend en kicks on my heel, my friend helped me up, and I shielded him from another blow as he was groggy, cracking a few ribs in the process. We eventually managed to escape with our body’s reasonably intact.

Now why the fuck do people do this kind of shit? I don’t even get the gratification of it. When it’s ten against three, you don’t even prove you’re strong, you just prove you’re a worthless piece of shit. Oh well.. The world sucks, and we should deal with it.

Roberto Strife

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]]> http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/08/going-out-fun/feed/ 0 Imbeciles.. http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/08/imbeciles/ http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/08/imbeciles/#comments Sat, 14 Aug 2010 15:26:56 +0000 RS http://www.the-world-sucks.com/?p=333 Damn this world full of imbeciles! My next door neighbour puts his speakers on the highest level, and is then surprised that I come and complain about it. He then says, well that’s your problem, not mine. So I reply to this brainless fuck, that he can also hear his music if he puts the volume down. The idiot replies but I can’t feel it then, for god’s sake man, buy some headphones.

Well, that’s what you get when you live in Diemen Zuid.. Now I’m wondering what to do for my next move. I’m thinking of just buying speakers louder than his.

Roberto Strife

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The key to raising gay-acceptance is not to show how ridiculous gays can be. The key is to show how gays are exactly the same as any other guy.

Idiots..

Roberto Strife

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]]> http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/08/gay-pride/feed/ 0 Back from vacation! And new neighbour. http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/back-from-vacation-and-new-neighbour/ http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/back-from-vacation-and-new-neighbour/#comments Fri, 30 Jul 2010 17:59:42 +0000 RS http://www.the-world-sucks.com/?p=328 Hey everyone,

I’m back from Spain! Miracles do exist, I actually kept it in my pants, and behaved reasonably. Just had one snog, and the massage I described earlier. Not too bad, my no one-night-stand rule still stands.

It was great to see Tiesto, and going out everyday was great for a week, but I’m glad to be alone in my own bed again. My friends were great, but even the best of friends get enough of each other after a week of non-stop joint activities!

So I had a good time, but it made it hard to return back to my own lonely little life. Especially because I’ve got a new neighbour, damn he’s annoying! He plays gangsta-rap a couple of hours a day, it makes my whole fucking house shake.. It’s making my aggressive side sort of prominent nowadays, guess I should have a talk with him.

Roberto Strife

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]]> http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/back-from-vacation-and-new-neighbour/feed/ 0 Vacation conundrum http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/vacation-conundrum/ http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/vacation-conundrum/#comments Sat, 24 Jul 2010 19:09:59 +0000 RS http://www.the-world-sucks.com/?p=325 As you know, I´m in Salou right now, so I won´t write too much here this week, but I just had to get this off my chest, so I searched for an internet café.

We´ve met a group of girls here, one of which was taken, last night, while in a club, she asked me if I wanted to take her to her appartment. Chivalrous as I am, I agreed.

When we got to her place, I gave her a back-rub, she took her top off, then she turned, and I gave her a temple massage. Her breast were still uncovered, though they remained untouched. After the massage, I left her to sleep with a kiss on her forehead.

I then returned to the club, where her friends were clearly angry with me, because they thought that she cheated on her boyfriend with me. Eventually, I managed to convince them that we didn´t cross any proverbial lines.

In hindsight, however, my mind drifts back to the footmassage scene from Pulp Fiction. Have we crossed a line? Or even many, as I saw one of her most private area´s? Or was it just a friendly massage?

Roberto Strife

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Cheers,
Roberto Strife

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]]> http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/vacation/feed/ 1 Gaga must die http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/gaga-must-die/ http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/gaga-must-die/#comments Fri, 16 Jul 2010 21:23:21 +0000 RS http://www.the-world-sucks.com/?p=304 I’m not saying Lady Gaga can’t sing, I’m saying she won’t, has anyone here ever listened to Bad Romance in full? RARAOEHLALAAA, are those lines? Or she just whispers.. It’s so sad, because she has such a great voice, I’ve heard her sing a normal song once, and her voice is so pure. Too bad she herself is so tainted.

The biggest beef I have with Gaga though, is her utterly mindless mob. On my favourite (hint: sarcasm) networking-site MyDiary (I have written about it before) a female poster, has posted the video Alejandro, with subtext: Wow, finally an artist with a political message. Since when is dressing like a nun in leather with a Christian Cross on your crotch a political message? Dry-humping in every single music-video she ever made doesn’t exactly fit that bill either.

Last but not least, her clothing style (if she’s wearing more than just a bra), that’s not fashion, that’s bloody ludicrous. Those outfits of her, are either tinier than my index-finger, bigger than the black guy, whose cock probably traumatized her in youth, or more sacrilegious than the Satanic church. They don’t make any sense. Still she makes about ten-thousand times more than I do..

Some things I’ll never understand.

Roberto Strife

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From about 100 metres, I saw a cute girl nearing, 90 metres, I was in love, 80, she was so cute, 70, damn, I was thinking about children all of a sudden, 60, marry me, 50, okay, maybe she’s not perfect, but she does look stunning, 40, well not premium, but still nice-looking, 30, damn, is she really that heavy? 20, man, what the fuck did I see in her, 10, god, whyyyyyy?

Goddamnit! It’s just unfair! Girls that are pretty from afar, should be at least equally hot close-by. How the fuck can a girl that was slobberingly delicious from 100 metres be miss. Rumplefugly from 10. Don’t you girls know how confusing that is to us guys?

Roberto Strife

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]]> http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/traumatized/feed/ 0 Pending epiphanies http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/pending-epiphanies/ http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/pending-epiphanies/#comments Tue, 06 Jul 2010 01:00:03 +0000 RS http://www.the-world-sucks.com/?p=283 A wise man would say a drunk man writes best, sadly, I am only mildly intoxicated, so my work will probably be mediocre, aiming for mildly interesting.

My life-journey took me to Bloomingdale aan zee today, a small party-club on a beach in Bloemendaal. The dance-party I went to with two of my friends, was called Delicious. It was supposed to be for 16 and older, I myself am only 20, so I wagered 16 would be an age I could still relate to.

To my dismay, however, in the parking lot, we already overheard a few girls talking about using fake id’s. We didn’t let that knowledge bring our moods down, and we started off by having a drink at a bar by the ocean. Little did we know, that those drinks then and there would be highlights in the day in store for us.

Upon our entering, we quickly spotted that the fake id’s worked, not only for the four girls we overheard, but for about the entire party. Honestly, I believe we were the only ones over eighteen, under 16′s however, weren’t rare. The saddest picture was a girl, could not be thirteen years old, grinding and making out (not the sweet, but the slobbering kind) with a guy almost twice her age.

Now I don’t like to sound like an old man, but what the hell happened to kids this days? When I was thirteen, I was just discovering slow dancing, and kissing? Fuck, I didn’t even think about doing that yet. Where has the youth gone? What the hell has happened to kids these days?

But more importantly, why the sodding fuck aren’t parents stepping in? Is this normal?

To borrow an expression from one of my favourite series, I must be an analogue guy in this digital world of ours, because I just don’t freaking get it.

Roberto Strife

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When the team that plays the best is Germany, you should know that it’s time to close your eyes, or it might be better to turn a deaf ear, because those sodding Vuvuzelas are buzzing (or Vuvu-ing, as Africans tell it) all over the place. My god, those things are annoying the crap out of me, thanks to those things, I only watch half of the matches played on this shite tournament ruled by the corrupt FIFA.

Yeah, I said it, FIFA’s corrupt, come on, not showing a goal England was wrongfully denied. What kind of bloody imbeciles do you take us for? And still they deny that we should have cameras by the goal, and sidelines.
Even beautiful Brazil isn’t playing their samba-football, and my own country (Holland), has gone through to the next round, but we’re a glorified counter-team now.
On top of it all, the organization is horrible, the tournament is so poorly organized that half of all matches aren’t even sold out.

Fuck defensive Brazil, fuck the empty stadiums, fuck Blatter, and foremost, fuck the Vuvuzelas.

Roberto Strife

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