The world sucks, deal with it http://www.the-world-sucks.com The world sucks, deal with it! Mon, 26 Jul 2010 20:40:11 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 [Q&A] Love http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/qa-love/ http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/qa-love/#comments Mon, 26 Jul 2010 20:40:11 +0000 JS http://www.the-world-sucks.com/?p=319 Dear John,

I’ve been in love with a friend of mine for quite some time, but she never seems to notice me like that. What should I do?

Please help me,
Bart

Dear Bart,

I’ve been in the same situation, and believe me, there’s nothing worse than knowing you once had the chance, but didn’t take it. If you don’t try it, you’ll always ask yourself, what if? That’s not a question you want to be asking yourself. So take action, ask her out, and tell us what came of it!

Cheers,
Sacks

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]]> http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/qa-love/feed/ 0 Vacation conundrum http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/vacation-conundrum/ http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/vacation-conundrum/#comments Sat, 24 Jul 2010 19:09:59 +0000 RS http://www.the-world-sucks.com/?p=325 As you know, I´m in Salou right now, so I won´t write too much here this week, but I just had to get this off my chest, so I searched for an internet café.

We´ve met a group of girls here, one of which was taken, last night, while in a club, she asked me if I wanted to take her to her appartment. Chivalrous as I am, I agreed.

When we got to her place, I gave her a back-rub, she took her top off, then she turned, and I gave her a temple massage. Her breast were still uncovered, though they remained untouched. After the massage, I left her to sleep with a kiss on her forehead.

I then returned to the club, where her friends were clearly angry with me, because they thought that she cheated on her boyfriend with me. Eventually, I managed to convince them that we didn´t cross any proverbial lines.

In hindsight, however, my mind drifts back to the footmassage scene from Pulp Fiction. Have we crossed a line? Or even many, as I saw one of her most private area´s? Or was it just a friendly massage?

Roberto Strife

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]]> http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/vacation-conundrum/feed/ 0 [Q&A] What’s wrong with me? http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/qa-whats-wrong-with-me/ http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/qa-whats-wrong-with-me/#comments Fri, 23 Jul 2010 21:24:05 +0000 JS http://www.the-world-sucks.com/?p=317 Dear John,

I always look at other girls, and I feel they’re way prettier than I. Especially white girls (look at those models, like kate moss)! I’ve attached a picture for you to see, do you think I’m ugly? I’m thinking about getting surgery..

Love,
An insecure 18 yo black girl

P.S. Please don’t show my picture on your site.

Well insecure black girl, I’ve looked at your picture, and it might surprise you, but I think there’s nothing wrong with you whatsoever. Hell, if I was a couple of years younger, I’d probably mail you back my phone number! You’re far more attractive than girls like Kate Moss. You needn’t change anything about yourself.

The grass is always greener on the the other side of the fence. Everybody feels envy for someone, even Kate Moss does.

Cheers,
John Sacks

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Hey John and Roberto,
I was wondering, are those your real names? If not, what are?
Kind regards,
Bobbie P.

Well Bobbie, coincidentally, your first name is the same as Roberto’s. His full name is Bobby Mostertman, and he’s a comedian/writer. His website: BobbyMostertman.nl”. I, however, would like to stay anonymous.

Thanks for your question.
JS

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]]> http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/qa-true-names/feed/ 0 Vacation http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/vacation/ http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/vacation/#comments Sun, 18 Jul 2010 23:14:55 +0000 RS http://www.the-world-sucks.com/?p=310 I’m a little afraid to leave this site in the hands of my obviously incompetent colleague, but I’m afraid I have to, because I’m going to (I know, I’m a student-cliché) Salou, Spain for 10 days, but don’t miss me too much, for I’ll be back soon!

Cheers,
Roberto Strife

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]]> http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/vacation/feed/ 1 Unexpected success http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/unexpected-success/ http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/unexpected-success/#comments Sat, 17 Jul 2010 08:06:46 +0000 admin http://www.the-world-sucks.com/?p=301 Hey everyone,

Good news for us, but bad news for those asking questions, in the last days, we’ve had dozens of questions asked in the new Q&A section. This means that we are not able to answer all.

It does however mean that we will try our best to answer one or two a week, how do we choose in a fair way though? Best for the readers would be to choose the most interesting question, fairest would be to choose randomly.

Since we’re always most comfortable in morally grey area’s, we decided to interchange. Hope you all agree, if not, ask a question about it! Or just sod off.

So from now on, you can ask every question you want, about us, about life, about love, anything you like.

Enjoy,
Strife & Sacks

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]]> http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/unexpected-success/feed/ 0 Gaga must die http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/gaga-must-die/ http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/gaga-must-die/#comments Fri, 16 Jul 2010 21:23:21 +0000 RS http://www.the-world-sucks.com/?p=304 I’m not saying Lady Gaga can’t sing, I’m saying she won’t, has anyone here ever listened to Bad Romance in full? RARAOEHLALAAA, are those lines? Or she just whispers.. It’s so sad, because she has such a great voice, I’ve heard her sing a normal song once, and her voice is so pure. Too bad she herself is so tainted.

The biggest beef I have with Gaga though, is her utterly mindless mob. On my favourite (hint: sarcasm) networking-site MyDiary (I have written about it before) a female poster, has posted the video Alejandro, with subtext: Wow, finally an artist with a political message. Since when is dressing like a nun in leather with a Christian Cross on your crotch a political message? Dry-humping in every single music-video she ever made doesn’t exactly fit that bill either.

Last but not least, her clothing style (if she’s wearing more than just a bra), that’s not fashion, that’s bloody ludicrous. Those outfits of her, are either tinier than my index-finger, bigger than the black guy, whose cock probably traumatized her in youth, or more sacrilegious than the Satanic church. They don’t make any sense. Still she makes about ten-thousand times more than I do..

Some things I’ll never understand.

Roberto Strife

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]]> http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/gaga-must-die/feed/ 1 Traumatized.. http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/traumatized/ http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/traumatized/#comments Fri, 16 Jul 2010 00:01:21 +0000 RS http://www.the-world-sucks.com/?p=299 Now some things are just unfair. I’m talking about something that happened at Amstelveen Bus-station today.

From about 100 metres, I saw a cute girl nearing, 90 metres, I was in love, 80, she was so cute, 70, damn, I was thinking about children all of a sudden, 60, marry me, 50, okay, maybe she’s not perfect, but she does look stunning, 40, well not premium, but still nice-looking, 30, damn, is she really that heavy? 20, man, what the fuck did I see in her, 10, god, whyyyyyy?

Goddamnit! It’s just unfair! Girls that are pretty from afar, should be at least equally hot close-by. How the fuck can a girl that was slobberingly delicious from 100 metres be miss. Rumplefugly from 10. Don’t you girls know how confusing that is to us guys?

Roberto Strife

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]]> http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/traumatized/feed/ 0 [Q&A] Incest? http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/qa-incest/ http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/qa-incest/#comments Thu, 15 Jul 2010 10:50:03 +0000 JS http://www.the-world-sucks.com/?p=296 Dear John,

Is it incest if I went out with my stepbrother? He lives in my house, but I really like him, and I think he likes me.

Yours sincerely,
Unsure Suzy

Well Suzy, there are two answers I can give you, the easiest:

No, it’s not officially incest.

The harder:

It’s not technically incest, however, it is a sticky subject. Problems are numerous, first of all, you live in the same house, that can be very strenuous on a new relationship. Second of all, if you ever break it off, it would be very hard to maintain strong family-relations. Last but not least, how does your parent feel about this? I wager he/she would frown upon it. Thus, I would highly recommend you to keep your distance.

If you still decide to follow up on this infatuation, proceed with caution. Wait a month to see if it’s just a crush or true love, to take such a risk for something frivolous, would be a mistake. Furthermore, you should know one-hundred percent certain, that he likes you back. Nothing like a good rejection to get the awkwardness flowing.

Good luck, and please write us what you did.

John Sacks

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]]> http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/qa-incest/feed/ 0 New functionality http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/new-functionality/ http://www.the-world-sucks.com/2010/07/new-functionality/#comments Wed, 14 Jul 2010 12:07:13 +0000 admin http://www.the-world-sucks.com/?p=294 Hello everyone,

I have built in a new function for you all, you can now ask us questions here on this site (form below, or Contact in menu), of course, we will be obliged to answer your question, in a new post!

Cheers,
Strife and Sacks

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