Posts Tagged ‘girls’

Vacation conundrum

Saturday, July 24th, 2010

As you know, I´m in Salou right now, so I won´t write too much here this week, but I just had to get this off my chest, so I searched for an internet café.

We´ve met a group of girls here, one of which was taken, last night, while in a club, she asked me if I wanted to take her to her appartment. Chivalrous as I am, I agreed.

When we got to her place, I gave her a back-rub, she took her top off, then she turned, and I gave her a temple massage. Her breast were still uncovered, though they remained untouched. After the massage, I left her to sleep with a kiss on her forehead.

I then returned to the club, where her friends were clearly angry with me, because they thought that she cheated on her boyfriend with me. Eventually, I managed to convince them that we didn´t cross any proverbial lines.

In hindsight, however, my mind drifts back to the footmassage scene from Pulp Fiction. Have we crossed a line? Or even many, as I saw one of her most private area´s? Or was it just a friendly massage?

Roberto Strife

Traumatized..

Friday, July 16th, 2010

Now some things are just unfair. I’m talking about something that happened at Amstelveen Bus-station today.

From about 100 metres, I saw a cute girl nearing, 90 metres, I was in love, 80, she was so cute, 70, damn, I was thinking about children all of a sudden, 60, marry me, 50, okay, maybe she’s not perfect, but she does look stunning, 40, well not premium, but still nice-looking, 30, damn, is she really that heavy? 20, man, what the fuck did I see in her, 10, god, whyyyyyy?

Goddamnit! It’s just unfair! Girls that are pretty from afar, should be at least equally hot close-by. How the fuck can a girl that was slobberingly delicious from 100 metres be miss. Rumplefugly from 10. Don’t you girls know how confusing that is to us guys?

Roberto Strife