Yes, superficiality is a lie, it’s only logical that physical attraction plays a large part in a relationship, because if you can’t get it up with someone, you can’t make babies with them! And that’s the penultimate goal in a relation, the ultimate is of course not wanting to kill each other within five years.

Now I’m no Leo fucking DiCaprio myself, I have other talents, if you know what I mean (If you don’t, a: you’re an idiot, b: Obviously I mean playing chess), but that doesn’t matter, because in intellectual as well as physical attraction, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.

Thus so-called superficiality does not mean that ugly people will never get laid, it just means that they need to find someone who thinks they’re pretty, inside and out. It’s the same with stupid people, a mental retard can still find a mate, he just needs to find someone with the same mindset.

So people, stop bitching about superficiality, in a way, everyone is superficial! Everyone needs to be, because you cannot get a boner on kindness!

John Sacks

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