Seriously, some Dutch bloggers need to learn to write.

First of all, if you write a blog in Dutch, why the hell, would you randomly insert English words? That’s not even the worst though, it’s also very sad if, by using the English words, the writer makes it so very clear he or she can’t speak a word of English. I’m not claiming to be flawless myself, but sometimes, it’s just too much.

This tiny little frustrational (I know that’s not English either, but I used it anyway, so there) piece is based on a story by -Irene- of Dutch blogging/networking site MyDiary, or should I say MyDreary? Because the combined talent of these imbeciles is even less than that of DBC Pierre (Writer of Vernon God Little).

I’m getting off-tracked again, the direct root of my issues with Intellectually challenged Dutchmen using English words, was that little Irene attempted to write, it’s been too long, in one of her latest stories sadly titled, “Ik mis jou ook”, or “I miss you too” in English. The clearly talented (warning: sarcasm) Dutch writer, however, had some trouble spelling it. The final result:

It’s bin to long.

So sad. Nevertheless, I find the word bin very appropriate for this story, I just would’ve added garbage to it.

A sad reader/writer,
Roberto Strife