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[Q&A] What’s wrong with me?

Friday, July 23rd, 2010

Dear John,

I always look at other girls, and I feel they’re way prettier than I. Especially white girls (look at those models, like kate moss)! I’ve attached a picture for you to see, do you think I’m ugly? I’m thinking about getting surgery..

Love,
An insecure 18 yo black girl

P.S. Please don’t show my picture on your site.

Well insecure black girl, I’ve looked at your picture, and it might surprise you, but I think there’s nothing wrong with you whatsoever. Hell, if I was a couple of years younger, I’d probably mail you back my phone number! You’re far more attractive than girls like Kate Moss. You needn’t change anything about yourself.

The grass is always greener on the the other side of the fence. Everybody feels envy for someone, even Kate Moss does.

Cheers,
John Sacks