Posts Tagged ‘relationship’

[Q&A] Incest?

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

Dear John,

Is it incest if I went out with my stepbrother? He lives in my house, but I really like him, and I think he likes me.

Yours sincerely,
Unsure Suzy

Well Suzy, there are two answers I can give you, the easiest:

No, it’s not officially incest.

The harder:

It’s not technically incest, however, it is a sticky subject. Problems are numerous, first of all, you live in the same house, that can be very strenuous on a new relationship. Second of all, if you ever break it off, it would be very hard to maintain strong family-relations. Last but not least, how does your parent feel about this? I wager he/she would frown upon it. Thus, I would highly recommend you to keep your distance.

If you still decide to follow up on this infatuation, proceed with caution. Wait a month to see if it’s just a crush or true love, to take such a risk for something frivolous, would be a mistake. Furthermore, you should know one-hundred percent certain, that he likes you back. Nothing like a good rejection to get the awkwardness flowing.

Good luck, and please write us what you did.

John Sacks

Annoying fucks

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

Been too long since I wrote last, I’ve been too busy enjoying myself in the gutters. Whilst there I got annoyed again by people bitching about me, because I am, supposedly, superficial, well people, superficiality is a lie!

Yes, superficiality is a lie, it’s only logical that physical attraction plays a large part in a relationship, because if you can’t get it up with someone, you can’t make babies with them! And that’s the penultimate goal in a relation, the ultimate is of course not wanting to kill each other within five years.

Now I’m no Leo fucking DiCaprio myself, I have other talents, if you know what I mean (If you don’t, a: you’re an idiot, b: Obviously I mean playing chess), but that doesn’t matter, because in intellectual as well as physical attraction, beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.

Thus so-called superficiality does not mean that ugly people will never get laid, it just means that they need to find someone who thinks they’re pretty, inside and out. It’s the same with stupid people, a mental retard can still find a mate, he just needs to find someone with the same mindset.

So people, stop bitching about superficiality, in a way, everyone is superficial! Everyone needs to be, because you cannot get a boner on kindness!

John Sacks

Yay or Nae?

Monday, November 30th, 2009

Been awhile since I posted a real story, fear the black abyss of writers-block has finally reached my blogging, though I don’t think it writing, the G-man must disagree.

Something that most men would cheer upon has happened to me, my partner has asked for a two-girl threesome, she even picked out the most attractive girl in town! Yay for me!

Yet I can’t help but wonder, is this a sign of our relationship deteriorating, or is it just fuckin’ hot? It’s either a final grasp at regaining the passion we’ve lost some time ago, or a passionate fling I will, so very thoroughly, enjoy. Let’s hope for the latter, for else the world would suck, and as we all know, that is impossible!

John Sacks

Has love perished?

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

Sometimes, love is a struggle, often one without a winner, but at least people used to keep on fighting, but nowadays people give up so easily, a relationship should be “exciting” according to Cosmo, but they also forget the most important thing, they should be filled with kindness, laughter, understanding and most of all love, though good sex wouldn’t be abundant either.

But these days, people say I love you to every idiot that walks by. They’ve forgotten that saying I love you is the most beautiful thing someone can say or hear, an ex of mine told me she loved me within the first day of dating. That’s not love, it’s like! All of you fools are diminishing its meaning.

Furthermore, people are even abbreviating love nowadays, it’s ILU this and I :heart: U that, now I don’t fancy the use of U in you’s stead, but to make an L out of LOVE, the most important word in the English language!? Are you kidding me?

The dictionary tells love to be: A deep, tender, ineffable feeling of affection and solicitude toward a person, such as that arising from kinship, recognition of attractive qualities, or a sense of underlying oneness.

Is there anyone left who understands these kind of feelings that lie deepest in the heart? Or are we all doomed to live our lives without ever experiencing true love?

Roberto Strife