Dear John,
I always look at other girls, and I feel they’re way prettier than I. Especially white girls (look at those models, like kate moss)! I’ve attached a picture for you to see, do you think I’m ugly? I’m thinking about getting surgery..
Love,
An insecure 18 yo black girl
P.S. Please don’t show my picture on your site.
Well insecure black girl, I’ve looked at your picture, and it might surprise you, but I think there’s nothing wrong with you whatsoever. Hell, if I was a couple of years younger, I’d probably mail you back my phone number! You’re far more attractive than girls like Kate Moss. You needn’t change anything about yourself.
The grass is always greener on the the other side of the fence. Everybody feels envy for someone, even Kate Moss does.
Cheers,
John Sacks
Hey everyone,
Good news for us, but bad news for those asking questions, in the last days, we’ve had dozens of questions asked in the new Q&A section. This means that we are not able to answer all.
It does however mean that we will try our best to answer one or two a week, how do we choose in a fair way though? Best for the readers would be to choose the most interesting question, fairest would be to choose randomly.
Since we’re always most comfortable in morally grey area’s, we decided to interchange. Hope you all agree, if not, ask a question about it! Or just sod off.
So from now on, you can ask every question you want, about us, about life, about love, anything you like.
Enjoy,
Strife & Sacks
Dear John,
Is it incest if I went out with my stepbrother? He lives in my house, but I really like him, and I think he likes me.
Yours sincerely,
Unsure Suzy
Well Suzy, there are two answers I can give you, the easiest:
No, it’s not officially incest.
The harder:
It’s not technically incest, however, it is a sticky subject. Problems are numerous, first of all, you live in the same house, that can be very strenuous on a new relationship. Second of all, if you ever break it off, it would be very hard to maintain strong family-relations. Last but not least, how does your parent feel about this? I wager he/she would frown upon it. Thus, I would highly recommend you to keep your distance.
If you still decide to follow up on this infatuation, proceed with caution. Wait a month to see if it’s just a crush or true love, to take such a risk for something frivolous, would be a mistake. Furthermore, you should know one-hundred percent certain, that he likes you back. Nothing like a good rejection to get the awkwardness flowing.
Good luck, and please write us what you did.
John Sacks
Now why the fuck, is all porn art nowadays, call me old-fashioned when I say that porn should be porn. I love art, and it’s very important for your intellectual development, but what the hell does it have to do with fucking?
And another thing, what the fuck is up with all those positions? Can’t you just fuck!? Believe me, I tried some of them, and I was dizzy after fucking. People are crazy nowadays..
Just stick with what you know. Art is art, porn is porn!
Regards,
John Sacks
You can’t get rid of me that easy, I’m back biatch! Back to bitch about everything, past, present, or future.
At least until 2012, because as you all know, the world will end then… Yeah sure!
I’d like to thank my colleague for keeping up with his endeavours to win me back. You succeeded, I’m back, and ready for action.
With that short and snappy remark, I’ll be signing off, and I’ll talk to y’all soon!
John Sacks
Good news everybody, the log-head is back in town!
Yeah, you heard me, John Sacks promised me he’ll write for us again by next week! His life seems to have been more eventful than even mine, so I’m very excited to hear from him again.
Guess my tactics of posting away in solitude have worked, and the star has returned to his old home.
Roberto Strife
Some people describe me as cynical (how that happened, beats me), but actually I do very much believe in love. Love is what holds this wretched planet together, love is what drives us all.
As a matter of fact, love is the only thing I can fully honestly say I believe in. For love is the only purpose we have in life, as my colleague has written in his letter to his “one”, even if we deny ourselves all happiness, love still is a reason to get up in the morning.
I myself can’t wait till I find my mind wavering at the thought of one special person again, though it mightn’t happen soon, I’m looking forward to it. For the feeling love gives, is undeniably the best feeling in the world. The moment you look in someone’s eyes, and all troubles fade away, is priceless. Even the moments of doubt, do they feel the same? Do they think we’re hot? Do they like us? Are better than any other feeling in this world, and the next.
Now I know that this is a lot sappier than a lot of my stories, but I just thought you should know, that you should never ever give up on the thing that matters most, because the world sucks a little bit less when shared with a loved one, and for the people that miss my grumpiness: I’ll bitch about fat people again next week!
So never dare give up on love, for that is the most callous crime you’ll ever commit.
John Sacks
