Now some things are just unfair. I’m talking about something that happened at Amstelveen Bus-station today.

From about 100 metres, I saw a cute girl nearing, 90 metres, I was in love, 80, she was so cute, 70, damn, I was thinking about children all of a sudden, 60, marry me, 50, okay, maybe she’s not perfect, but she does look stunning, 40, well not premium, but still nice-looking, 30, damn, is she really that heavy? 20, man, what the fuck did I see in her, 10, god, whyyyyyy?

Goddamnit! It’s just unfair! Girls that are pretty from afar, should be at least equally hot close-by. How the fuck can a girl that was slobberingly delicious from 100 metres be miss. Rumplefugly from 10. Don’t you girls know how confusing that is to us guys?

Roberto Strife