Normally I don’t respond to celebrity-related rumours, but this one was just toooooo hi-la-ri-ous to withhold from you, and yes, I know I’m a little late to respond, but I don’t give one tiniest fuck.

It all started off with Oprah Winfrey backing American president Obama, which already found her being dubbed a traitor by women-kind. For a presidential election is not about the arguments the presidential candidates have, it’s about the colour and gender of the candidates, and she chose her race (the black Barack Obama) over her gender (the white, but female Hillary Clinton). Of course, her reason for doing this must have had to do with colour, because their arguments were so alike..

But the plot thickens, as the little minx has allegedly tried to perform more services for the president, which has now lead to Michelle Obama, the presidents’ wife, trying to banish Oprah from the White House. For there’s only one first lady! Barack, however, wanted nothing to do with the banishment of his (warning: speculation!) true love, so denied Michelle’s request to break contact.

“Yes we can!” Has all of a sudden taken a whole other meaning, Obama probably merely referred to either threesomes or three way-relationships, or he tried to say: “Yes we can bang one of the most influential media-icons!” Thank you trashy magazines! I needed a good laugh!

John Sacks